tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(via rolling-tumbleweed)

semi-attractive:

when u do really well on a test without studyingimage

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via politicalpancake)